February 2012
That awkward moment when people stare at you when... →
leilockheart:
wowfunniestposts:
Bitch,am I that hot?
Don’t be too serious. Laugh more. Click here.
Reblog if your mom is beautiful.
stayfuckinclasssy:
Everyone should reblog this. ♥
Friend: How do I find you on tumblr?
Me: You don't.
When someone attractive calls me attractive. →
Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
Me when I'm around people: i want to be alone
Me when I'm alone: I want to be around people.
I stop typing because you are typing, then you... →
leilockheart:
wowfunniestposts:
The funniest blog ever!!!
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Someone: So, what's your hobby?
Me: Talking to strangers online.
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
